| Error message | Age/Time ▼ |
|---|
| You are not allowed to post while you have an unread private message. Read it first. | 51 minutes (2008-12-05 02:10:36 UTC) |
| Wait at least 30 seconds between each reply. (Replying to your own post to correct a typo will most likely earn you a ban for being a lazy, sloppy fuck.) | 54 minutes (2008-12-05 02:08:09 UTC) |
| Wait at least 120 seconds before creating another topic. | 54 minutes (2008-12-05 02:07:19 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 1 hour (2008-12-05 02:01:27 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "4chan". Reason: Spam and trolling. We call it "Retardchan". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 hour (2008-12-05 01:50:37 UTC) |
| You are not allowed to post while you have an unread private message. Read it first. | 2 hours (2008-12-05 01:26:39 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 2 hours (2008-12-05 01:26:02 UTC) |
| You are banned. Hint: The ban will expire in two weeks. You're welcome back then if you have changed your trolly ways. | 3 hours (2008-12-05 00:25:32 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 3 hours (2008-12-05 00:23:09 UTC) |
| You are not allowed to post while you have an unread private message. Read it first. | 3 hours (2008-12-05 00:22:58 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "tl;dr". Reason: Around here we expect people to read the full post. If you have a good reason to do so, you can use "Summary: " or something like that. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 4 hours (2008-12-04 23:03:20 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " cant ". Reason: It's "can't". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 5 hours (2008-12-04 21:44:18 UTC) |
| You are banned. Hint: The ban will expire in two weeks. You're welcome back then if you have changed your trolly ways. | 6 hours (2008-12-04 21:30:29 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 6 hours (2008-12-04 21:29:15 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 6 hours (2008-12-04 21:29:04 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 6 hours (2008-12-04 21:14:00 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 6 hours (2008-12-04 20:59:52 UTC) |
| Over-urgent bot/troll detected. Banned. | 6 hours (2008-12-04 20:59:51 UTC) |
| You are trying to post using what appears to be an open/exploitable proxy server. These are banned due to the never-ending abuse. Sorry. However, you can request whitelisting. | 7 hours (2008-12-04 20:10:18 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "". Reason: Invisible Unicode character used by low-IQ trolls to bypass banned phrases. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 7 hours (2008-12-04 19:57:34 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " theyre ". Reason: Learn how to use the apostrophe, idiot. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 7 hours (2008-12-04 19:56:15 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "4 c h a n". Reason: Spam.
(If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 7 hours (2008-12-04 19:54:48 UTC) |
| You are banned. Hint: The ban will expire in two weeks. You're welcome back then if you have changed your trolly ways. | 7 hours (2008-12-04 19:34:34 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 8 hours (2008-12-04 19:28:06 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " didnt ". Reason: Sigh... (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 11 hours (2008-12-04 15:56:13 UTC) |
| The headline contains the banned phrase ".....". Reason: This is never correct grammar. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 11 hours (2008-12-04 15:39:15 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 11 hours (2008-12-04 15:37:09 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 11 hours (2008-12-04 15:36:39 UTC) |
| You are banned. Hint: The ban will expire in two weeks. You're welcome back then if you have changed your trolly ways. | 12 hours (2008-12-04 15:24:02 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 12 hours (2008-12-04 15:15:16 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 13 hours (2008-12-04 14:16:00 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 19 hours (2008-12-04 07:57:55 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 19 hours (2008-12-04 07:57:28 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 20 hours (2008-12-04 06:56:20 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 20 hours (2008-12-04 06:54:03 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 22 hours (2008-12-04 04:55:04 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " dont ". Reason: Learn how to use the apostrophe, idiot. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 22 hours (2008-12-04 04:54:50 UTC) |
| You are banned. Hint: The ban will expire in two weeks. You're welcome back then if you have changed your trolly ways. | 24 hours (2008-12-04 03:27:53 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:52:10 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "---". Reason: Use two -s for an em dash. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:44:53 UTC) |
| You are banned. Hint: The ban will expire in two weeks. You're welcome back then if you have changed your trolly ways. | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:32:39 UTC) |
| You are not allowed to post while you have an unread private message. Read it first. | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:08:15 UTC) |
| You are trying to post using what appears to be an open/exploitable proxy server. These are banned due to the never-ending abuse. Sorry. However, you can request whitelisting. | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:03:26 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:01:59 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:01:18 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 01:01:00 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase ".....". Reason: This is never correct grammar. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:57:49 UTC) |
| You are trying to post using what appears to be an open/exploitable proxy server. These are banned due to the never-ending abuse. Sorry. However, you can request whitelisting. | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:57:19 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " doesnt ". Reason: It's "doesn't". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:19:53 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:19:21 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:17:13 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "4 c h a n". Reason: Spam.
(If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:17:01 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:16:46 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "4chan". Reason: Spam and trolling. We call it "Retardchan". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:16:33 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:09:58 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " /b/". Reason: Retarded trolling. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:09:46 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "tl;dr". Reason: Around here we expect people to read the full post. If you have a good reason to do so, you can use "Summary: " or something like that. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-04 00:06:10 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:56:26 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:56:22 UTC) |
| The headline contains the banned phrase " moar ". Reason: Fuck off. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:56:09 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:55:49 UTC) |
| The headline contains the banned phrase "????". Reason: This is never correct grammar. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:55:37 UTC) |
| You are trying to post using what appears to be an open/exploitable proxy server. These are banned due to the never-ending abuse. Sorry. However, you can request whitelisting. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:53:09 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " dont ". Reason: Learn how to use the apostrophe, idiot. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:37:30 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:31:21 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " cant ". Reason: It's "can't". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:31:09 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " dont ". Reason: Learn how to use the apostrophe, idiot. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:16:56 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:14:19 UTC) |
| Bad body. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:13:55 UTC) |
| Wait at least 120 seconds before creating another topic. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:03:05 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:02:20 UTC) |
| You are not allowed to post while you have an unread private message. Read it first. | 1 day (2008-12-03 23:02:09 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " dont ". Reason: Learn how to use the apostrophe, idiot. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:49:07 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:41:49 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "4 chan". Reason: Troll.
(If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:21:14 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "4chan". Reason: Spam and trolling. We call it "Retardchan". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:20:53 UTC) |
| Wait at least 30 seconds between each reply. (Replying to your own post to correct a typo will most likely earn you a ban for being a lazy, sloppy fuck.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:19:41 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:17:39 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "/b/ ". Reason: Retarded trolling. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:17:26 UTC) |
| You are trying to post using what appears to be an open/exploitable proxy server. These are banned due to the never-ending abuse. Sorry. However, you can request whitelisting. | 1 day (2008-12-03 22:14:59 UTC) |
| You have been automatically banned for being a complete psychopath and a worthless human being. Fuck off and die in a fire. | 1 day (2008-12-03 21:57:19 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " thats ". Reason: Learn how to use the apostrophe, idiot. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 21:56:12 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase ".prutales.com". Reason: Crappy site that was spammed. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 21:35:26 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-03 20:54:45 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "!!!!". Reason: What the fuck is wrong with you? (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 20:54:37 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "4chan". Reason: Spam and trolling. We call it "Retardchan". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 20:27:42 UTC) |
| You have been blocked for 15 seconds for triggering an error. Take a deep breath and read through your post again. | 1 day (2008-12-03 20:27:23 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase "/b/ ". Reason: Retarded trolling. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 20:27:13 UTC) |
| You are not allowed to post while you have an unread private message. Read it first. | 1 day (2008-12-03 19:50:06 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 19:49:34 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " shouldnt ". Reason: It's "shouldn't". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:51:07 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " doesnt ". Reason: It's "doesn't". (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:44:08 UTC) |
| Lurk for at least 3 minutes before posting your first topic. Be sure to read the FAQ before you ask anything related to this place. Since you are probably a troll: Fuck off. | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:42:37 UTC) |
| Wait at least 120 seconds before creating another topic. | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:34:28 UTC) |
| Somebody started a topic less than 5 seconds ago. Try again in a few seconds. | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:33:29 UTC) |
| You are not allowed to post while you have an unread private message. Read it first. | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:32:59 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:28:49 UTC) |
| (See above.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:28:43 UTC) |
| The body contains the banned phrase " youre ". Reason: Learn basic English. (If you bypass this, you will get banned.) | 1 day (2008-12-03 18:13:55 UTC) |
| You are banned. Hint: The ban will expire in two weeks. You're welcome back then if you have changed your trolly ways. | 1 day (2008-12-03 17:59:18 UTC) |