Topic: Pick up lines, what are yours? male & female.

Anonymous 1f04e5eb1f1a425a5726b55a6389fc42 started this discussion 3 months (2008-08-20 15:20:31 UTC) ago:

I was on the bus the other day listening to some women on the subject of pick up lines.
Quite frankly I thought some of them were shockers especially this one "I like the look of your belly button I wonder how it feels from the inside", they seemed to like.

I like my own line which gives me 2 bail plans if my main objective can't be completed (Special Operations SGT!) when things are touchy and close. I've always been called smooth if I have to use a bail plan which puts a grin on my face because she still keeps stands by my side.

I greeted a skank one night a friend of a friend and as we shook hands (she was drunk) goes 'hmmm you can shake, I can also shake with a hand job".

Anonymous f8da252468caefdd3b44e989f3b0d2a2 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 15:36:06 UTC) ago, 16 minutes later (#52,457):

My friend has this one: What pretty eyes you have. Can I put my dick in them?

Anonymous aae9659ea5295469b7fb9b8b4ca21cab replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 17:58:43 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#52,522):

I was talking to a goth friend of mine once when a brilliant pickup line occurred to me. Note, it's only useful if you're talking to a suitably pale goth kid.

"Hey baby, if we fucked could I be arrested for abuse of a corpse?"

Anonymous f2a760ea4eefeb121aeaa2af65d138ea replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 18:23:23 UTC) ago, 25 minutes later (#52,527):

you say "have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?" and when she says no, you inside out your pockets and say "wanna try?".

Anonymous aae9659ea5295469b7fb9b8b4ca21cab replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 18:24:07 UTC) ago, 44 seconds later (#52,528):

There's always the classic "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" ^_^

Anonymous 7529f776b530053c6f5a8f4b56f2684f replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 18:29:24 UTC) ago, 5 minutes later (#52,531):

Pick-up lines are a turn off and make me wanna laugh in their face.

Anonymous 6d985b0a1eaf1645f6265d4d7043ee6d replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 21:30:52 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#52,636):

"Hey, I'm a furry, and I really want to sniff your butt."

Doesn't seem to work well…

Anonymous f988991f22509d05e4d66572bce64605 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 22:15:57 UTC) ago, 45 minutes later (#52,647):

"How much?…Does Levi's pay you to wear those jeans and look so good!"
But my personal fallback is (both facing the same way, nearby each other) "If you were a pirate, would you wear a parrot on this shoulder? (touch shoulder closer to you)…or on this one? (slide your hand across the back, all smooth-like, to pull them into a hug)" As long as you smell nice, and have a modicum of confidence, it works every time!

Anonymous bf2ce2736c86ccb5de9969f0801f8932 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 09:02:53 UTC) ago, 11 hours later (#52,794):

This has actually worked for me once before

" Hey baby, did you fart? Cause' you just blew me away."

Anonymous 5f5ceb31aaad90d7582ceea7744bb280 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 11:21:29 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#52,815):

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Anonymous bb39c83bdbaf9f904d6482f96ec4c9bd replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 20:12:11 UTC) ago, 9 hours later (#52,970):

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Topic: Pick up lines, what are yours? male & female.