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Topic: Yeah so i crapped my pants on a date last night

Anonymous 9a7dc7241c37170d4a828fbe13c1ecfb started this discussion 3 months (2008-08-20 20:37:53 UTC) ago:

seriously honestly and no kiddin'

it wasnt a full fledged crap like the tanks i drop on a daily bases but enough to make me feel a squishing sensation like jelly fish was between tha cheeks

btw yeah i would know

i had a feeling she could tell something was up by the steam coming out of my ears.

this date went so bad she was even on her phone a decent amount of times i doubt i will get a call back

yeah so lol on me anyone have any other crazy stories to tell around the camp fire tongiht?

Anonymous 99e1a0ba608abd47312578d8fcf84fa7 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 20:43:26 UTC) ago, 6 minutes later (#52,616):

You should first try relaxing and not try too damn hard to impress the other person you're dating. If this date doesn't go well, who cares (NO ONE)? Move on and find the next one and experiment.

Anonymous 35c8c7102f60fcb944675d3799b07dc6 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-20 20:48:04 UTC) ago, 5 minutes later (#52,621):

Well in terms of shit stories I believe I'm one of the few people to ever shit their bed. I fell asleep and happened to have the shits. Anyways next thing I know I wake up and my ass is stuck to the bed. I pulled hard and my boxers ripped off and stuck to the bed. Had to throw out the whole thing.

Anonymous 7de6624f71c603c3c3eafadfbb4faab9 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 00:55:46 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#52,684):

once i drank too much bubble gum medicine and had diarrhea…so i had to eat yogurt on the toilet. Don't know what that's supposed to do.

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