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Topic: I need tips for surviving college.

Anonymous 221be4ad514e1f3de5200488cf826343 started this discussion 3 months (2008-08-21 20:53:38 UTC) ago:

I'm on my second day here at college, classes do not begin for a few more days. I'm looking for tips to survive both academically and socially. Thanks!

Anonymous 9bfa65dab4105342284eae5f3a5d78f3 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 20:59:35 UTC) ago, 6 minutes later (#52,991):

1. Get drunk and meet people
2. See above

Anonymous cd75bd9135db8dbea44734fba459176f replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 21:00:35 UTC) ago, 1 minute later (#52,992):

The most important thing I can suggest is always get at least 7 hours of sleep. Make sure your wake-up times are consistent, every day, even on the weekends and holidays. When buying food, consider whole grain food, veggies, fruits, etc, before junk food. Its more expensive, but its more filling and will give you more energy. Make sure your dorm room is always presentable. Focus on self-discipline and don't put shit off. Study at least an hour total every day.

Anonymous 4bd813e5c6c152a3bed17427e6b74488 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 21:13:33 UTC) ago, 13 minutes later (#52,996):

As soon as you get there unpack and organize your room properly or it will never get done all year.

Keep on top of tidying your room so you aren't ashamed of letting friends in, maybe even lady friends, wink wink.

Don't be tempted to sleep in and mess up your sleeping patterns, even if you can, being awake at 4am when you have a lecture at 9am is no fun.

Keep your notes and handouts organized, sort them every day.

Don't let your life become ruled by caffeinated highs and lows, I got badly hooked on it this year, staying awake late because I have had caffeine, getting up after three hours sleep and having more caffeine, so it goes on.

I know none of the above are to do with anything social but I have learned from experience that following them will make you happier.

Socially I think I have only learned one thing, you will meet a lot of new people some people will be too arrogant or whatever to accept your friendship, fuck them, you will actually find you make your best friends in the strangest of circumstances. :)

Anonymous 953915a3462c2f68e4cd657d579f55ca replied with this 3 months (2008-08-21 22:40:07 UTC) ago, 1 hour later (#53,020):

go to parties and meet people
get your work done
and meet your new best freinds: adderal and caffeine

Anonymous efa56207fd5e7a157ee0b0420f3681b1 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-22 01:58:25 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#53,063):

It's not that hard man. Just keep your priorities straight (work first, party afterward). I know a lot of kids who dropped out of college because they partied too damn much and apparently they didn't have any self-control.

Anonymous cc6d1b572bf1bf2af6453e164e37dc7d replied with this 3 months (2008-08-22 10:02:39 UTC) ago, 8 hours later (#53,151):

Do your necessary shit first. That means yes, work and study first. After you've got your work done and you've studied to the point where you think you could pass whatever tests you might have… THEN… feel free to party and socialize. I'm not saying be a closet shut in or anything but you're going to school for an education first and foremost. You're also paying a fuckload of money to do it. So don't be an idiot and blow it off.

Anonymous bbd77197db77d90d2f7889ab91c5d036 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-22 16:17:07 UTC) ago, 6 hours later (#53,309):

1) Fuck bitches
2) If you must be a week dick girls best friend, at least make it clear that you would like to fuck otherwise the girls will see you as a non threatening unsexual being.
3) Don't schedule AM classes
4) Don't take your AP credits (if you go to a good school ie. state school fags can) you will pay the price. take the classes you already took and get a good grade. It is good to start off on the right foot. An A in calculus I looks way better than a B- in Calculus II
5) Be social faggot
6) Get laid, it does wonders for your confidence
7) Do drugs, its the only time in your life it is social acceptable and forgivable
8) Fuck young girls… it is awesome
9) Take interesting classes with well respected profs (again sorry state school fags)
10) Pound pussy… college pussy is the bestest… its all down hill from there

Anonymous 9d0e4c16cfd2cc2d2a3d3d1492e619c8 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-22 22:09:17 UTC) ago, 6 hours later (#53,612):

Take two hours a day as study time, nothing else.

Go someplace away from your dorm or apartment to study.

If you are all caught up on current work read future chapters.

Find hot study partners, the hottest chick will study with an ugly dude.

Study with them, get to know them, and they you. Then bang them.

Worked for me. Can not fail

Anonymous 221be4ad514e1f3de5200488cf826343 (OP) replied with this 3 months (2008-08-23 04:39:35 UTC) ago, 7 hours later (#53,706):

@53,612

How do I get them in bed with me? What's the trick?

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