Anonymous 3275fbe167e0c6cb162557f38257b140 started this discussion 3 months (2008-08-29 22:48:02 UTC) ago:
How do you clean up after an orgasm?
I've heard some guys eat their jizz.
I just get a towel/kleenex/whatever's handy at the time, and wipe it up.
how about you guys?
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Anonymous 807512f898cf1b80c679762454e20674 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-29 22:52:58 UTC) ago, 5 minutes later (#55,591):
I actually just came and seconds later saw this thread.
I simply use toilet paper which I always have in my room. Or I go directly into the shower. I think I will do the latter now.
Anonymous 1bd3b7f69f7546f07f67e9001fa1423d replied with this 3 months (2008-08-29 22:55:42 UTC) ago, 3 minutes later (#55,592):
I just walk to the toilet and clean it up with toilet paper.
Anonymous 78b4076af15edfcf3c3ef7ddc79cd105 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-29 23:01:15 UTC) ago, 6 minutes later (#55,594):
I cum in my fleshlight
Anonymous 390ae8e16731226a8b3704e50e8e52f6 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-29 23:27:07 UTC) ago, 26 minutes later (#55,601):
I just grab a paper towel (I have some in my room) and put it on my stomach to catch the cum as it comes out. I make sure the bottom of the paper towel is touching the base of my dick so the jizz doesn't roll off that edge, and I use my right hand (I masturbate with my left) to tilt the other end of the paper towel up so I don't cum over the paper towel and get jizz on my chest. My entire load ends up on the paper towel, and I roll it up into a ball, wrap it in another paper towel, and play with the giant paper towel ball with my left hand while surfing the internet or whatever with my right hand. Once my left hand is clean, I throw the paper towel ball away and that's that.
Anonymous a17e98cfd48e73b8f6ebe6a5ee9bb42e replied with this 3 months (2008-08-29 23:32:41 UTC) ago, 6 minutes later (#55,602):
I usually just masturbate through my pants or some other article of clothing and then leave the cum to dry on the inside of the pants.
Anonymous c73487c85cbd1519cc31e7e1b43dca6e replied with this 3 months (2008-08-29 23:40:50 UTC) ago, 8 minutes later (#55,609):
I either go to the bathroom and cum in the sink and clean my penis with water or I do the dry cum thing (requires no cleanup). But I prefer not to do the latter one, wiki says it's somehow not healthy when done repeatedly…
Anonymous 824bcc0b9036cc23e8a6c4c954ecc79c replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 01:54:14 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#55,629):
If I masturbate in the bathroom, I cum directly into the toilet. When I masturbate in my room, I just grab an article of clothing out of the dirty clothes, and ejaculate on that. I just wish that I had a little sister, so I could use her panties.
Anonymous 6f14dc711d2f5e417be18af25d517f91 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 01:58:18 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#55,630):
I put it in my girlfriend's vagina.
No seriously, I just do it into a cup and wash it out. That way I don't waste so many paper towels, and it's less messy because there's no soak through.
Anonymous fadb023942fd9b7ad1e24a3a6d398ad5 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 03:48:47 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#55,638):
Don't any of you guys eat your cum afterwards?
Anonymous 6f14dc711d2f5e417be18af25d517f91 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 03:52:32 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#55,640):
@55,638OP mentioned this, and I thought he was kidding. Do some of you guys actually eat it?
Anonymous 824bcc0b9036cc23e8a6c4c954ecc79c replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 04:04:28 UTC) ago, 12 minutes later (#55,642):
I have tasted mine, but I never eat it.
Anonymous b7f66ed4cbec0908cd136364b2e17b23 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 04:19:38 UTC) ago, 15 minutes later (#55,644):
I would never eat my own cum
I would never drink my pee, eat my poop or drink saliva that i had spat out
As for cleaning up (15 year old here), I have a small Vaseline container…I pretty much fuck it, let myself cum in there, close the lid …then wash it out with warm soapy water when the coast is clear.
Thanks
Anonymous 64ef4313f1f61b757bd5aa171942d41a replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 17:57:06 UTC) ago, 14 hours later (#55,745):
I cum into my mini trash can in my room.
Or sometimes if i'm in the mood I cum into a empty water bottle.
Anonymous 847231baf0099c075b987b38fbe8e90e replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 18:44:09 UTC) ago, 47 minutes later (#55,779):
Dirty laundry…
I swallow it too, but only when I'm doing the autofellatio thing.
Anonymous db35ba121aeee74875b7b9134db9d0e4 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 20:40:22 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#55,811):
I swallow it. I'm not gay, but I enjoy the taste as hypocritical as that sounds.
Anonymous fe71f2da2ead8712b814a8cccdbbe6c2 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 21:36:50 UTC) ago, 56 minutes later (#55,831):
Swallowing it? Damn, that's pretty crazy and I'd never do that!
Anonymous cd88ea76149358cf8d3cbc21b2e820db replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 21:39:04 UTC) ago, 2 minutes later (#55,833):
once is fine, past that its disgusting. i talked to a guy who does that and he said "its not so bad, it tastes like a light pudding, after 4 or 5 times though it starts tasting a lot like pee"… eww.
Anonymous 5228b04f5bb8e71c933e3a53cc82ec33 replied with this 3 months (2008-08-30 23:09:01 UTC) ago, 1 hour later (#55,857):
i don't care if you think it is disgusting for me, but i have been eating my own ejaculate for about 4 years now
i don't really care, it would just be funny if i ever died, what the coroner would find and be lead to believe, lol
Anonymous 4ccd470145353264dbd95d34d7e0268c replied with this 3 months (2008-08-31 08:40:58 UTC) ago, 10 hours later (#55,980):
Four tissues on the dick catches it all, no cleanup necessary. Tissues with embedded lotion are really soft, such as Kleenex Ultra. They should do ads targetting the masturbation market.
Anonymous 43fa17f269506beedf555f9746a90a07 replied with this 3 months (2008-09-01 00:39:44 UTC) ago, 16 hours later (#56,190):
@55,811I've tried that. And it doesn't taste good. Believe me.
Anonymous 22c8ef4d0010078e7e60092810cdd721 replied with this 3 months (2008-09-01 09:18:41 UTC) ago, 9 hours later (#56,328):
@55,602Fucking gross you fag.
Anonymous 0f6f87b6ccf5082020e17c084647d4f8 replied with this 3 months (2008-09-02 19:48:26 UTC) ago, 1 day later (#56,775):
i dont ever "clean up"
that's fucking pointless. i just leave it there, wherever it is. unless it's on something important
Anonymous 356919c3bf718b1f332552c19ee4b92e replied with this 3 months (2008-09-03 19:23:02 UTC) ago, 24 hours later (#57,124):
I cum on a towl I have which I use everyday, hasn't been washed for a few months
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