My ex and I broke up a couple of months ago and I'm curious as to how she's doing. I was going to lurk her Facebook the old fashioned way, until I saw that her profile was private. Even more so than this, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER FRIENDS had a private profile. I thought, "Fuck, now I can't even look at their pictures and see if anyone has tagged her." I've been told the 'poke them' way (where if you poke them it lets you see their profile for up to a week or something) and that doesn't work, because the point of lurking in general is to not let the other person know that you're, in fact, actually doing this. I've also been told to just make a random account and add her, but I think that'd be suspicious too. I just need to find an efficient way that will actually work to access her Facebook without logging in under her account, and perhaps be able to lurk some of her hotter friends, too. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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I lurk efficiently

1. Make a new account
2. Random name from: www.fakenamegenerator.com
3. When creating your account, put your primary school or high school the same as hers
4. Create account and add random people from said school…aim for the same year, as well as above and beyond…this makes you look like someone who hanged around everywhere
5. After you have added about 20-30 randoms…add your ex
6. Wait for acceptance (Most people will accept, they want to increase friend numbers)
7. Enjoy lurking

Some limitations:
-This doesnt work well if she only recently graduated or is still at school…though you can pretend you left early etc
-She may add you on a limited basis, allowing you access to only a few photo's and details

I wouldnt recommend it. Its sad and a waste of time. Move on man…
But id be a hypocrite to say i dont do this. I stalk 1 person, but thats only because they look bloody hot and it would be weird to add them on my normal account

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Oh important tip:
Never reply to anyone. Make it look like you created an account and never came back.
That way you dont have to answer questions which means increased chance she wont delete you as a friend

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An even better thing to do is delete your account and re activate it only when lurking. It might get annoying but she won't be able to delete you.

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