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Anonymous bdfffccf152c010e4c760e9eb18d20fa started this discussion 2 months (2008-10-10 01:23:01 UTC) ago:
She rubs furiously, takes them out and extends them to your face and asks: "Which ones do you want to lick first? The fingers from my cunt, or the fingers from my ass?"
What do you do?
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Anonymous c77bd93f925305b997d25b03915fe351 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 01:38:45 UTC) ago, 16 minutes later (#68,119):
I sock her in the jaw, as I do not want to smell either. She can make me a sammich, lick my crack, tits, or GTFO. I am not gonna be asked to smell her crocth fragrances though.
Anonymous d9fe1f2818e004e98394ed4f830771e6 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 02:25:26 UTC) ago, 47 minutes later (#68,146):
As long as she was hot, I would sniff the one that was in her ass. I'd even lick it.
Anonymous 2ad80147415afe595f7e7d472b597106 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 03:18:41 UTC) ago, 53 minutes later (#68,176):
"Uh, that's not an appropriate question to ask a stranger. Don't do that with, well, anyone in public. Now go back to your mother before she accuses me of something."
Anonymous 523e9e4ca4f504ca6f3f0c0afa1b9375 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 03:19:06 UTC) ago, 25 seconds later (#68,177):
lick her fingers that couched her cunt. And then lick her cunt and proceed to give her fellatio and get her off then fuck her.
Anonymous f1ac887d8af10cf2937cd289cd384817 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 04:16:41 UTC) ago, 58 minutes later (#68,202):
I would fucking punch her in the diaphragm. What the hell kind of girl acts like that? That's a really huge turn off for some reason…
Anonymous 2d61e0f4186b98406b47a08ef87994f5 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 07:01:53 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#68,232):
I'm normally a big fan of vaginas, but if I saw some random hot girl furiously clam-digging, I think that I'd have to take a rain check. I don't want to lick her pussy if it itches — sorry if that makes me insensitive.
Anonymous 16b9a04b2899109738d6397d9a6c9ff5 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 07:57:26 UTC) ago, 56 minutes later (#68,241):
I kick her in the fucking box, silly dyke.
Anonymous 52cab49747fcb82f37e609a246b6afc6 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 11:34:36 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#68,252):
I knew a person like that before, It's safe to assume if I shoved my sock down the last one's throat I'd do the same here.
Anonymous b63a4959f09d20e396711cf3138cf8e7 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 14:43:18 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#68,259):
"lick her fingers that couched her cunt. And then lick her cunt and proceed to give her fellatio and get her off then fuck her."
I don't think this person understands. Women don't have penises…
"fellatio" lol…
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Anonymous e3dedca079a7ba7ff69ea3d198d37400 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 20:00:49 UTC) ago, 5 hours later (#68,331):
@68,259im 17. whatever term you use for oral sex then. fail.
Anonymous 2d61e0f4186b98406b47a08ef87994f5 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 20:05:09 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#68,333):
@68,331I think that you meant "cunnilingus" as opposed to "fellatio". Seriously, though, that was a really funny error and the earlier anon did you a service by ridiculing you for it. 99% of the population that has every heard the word "fellatio" knows that "fellatio" == "blowjob". There was no "fail" about it.
Be thankful that you made this error on anontalk. It would have been
much worse (and funnier) if you'd been casually advertising your awesome fellatio skills to girls in real life.
Anonymous 4da5c9f6a8adc4f30986a18054168564 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-10 22:53:32 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#68,381):
Depends on the girl.
Anonymous 005d55e70f03b579e45b45048b93c060 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-12 05:57:50 UTC) ago, 1 day later (#68,827):
@68,177im fairly certain fellatio is the sucking of a penis. Fail
Anonymous bdfffccf152c010e4c760e9eb18d20fa (OP) replied with this 2 months (2008-10-12 08:15:23 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#68,849):
Just to elaborate for you all (if it yields more opinions pertaining to the actual results I'm trying to get): the girl is cute, tanned, the complexion of her sphincter's colour is darkish brown (natural, not from remnants), and she had a long day so it's fairly sweaty.
Anonymous 52cab49747fcb82f37e609a246b6afc6 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-12 16:24:07 UTC) ago, 8 hours later (#68,915):
I don't care if she's hot. If a crazy bitch would furiously rub herself in public, then ask me to sniff her fingers, I would suckerpunch her in the throat.
Anonymous bdfffccf152c010e4c760e9eb18d20fa (OP) replied with this 2 months (2008-10-12 20:26:04 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#68,998):
@68,915Sorry for leaving this part out: you and the girl are in an isolated vicinity.
Anonymous 076c9d6a9024b157b9ac157ac0ee726e replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 22:28:14 UTC) ago, 2 days later (#70,052):
I'd have my arms and legs round her like a demented spider. Avril
Anonymous afc43cdf4b7b6f6fc2ec8e578cfbe8d7 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-15 05:01:48 UTC) ago, 7 hours later (#70,276):
I'd rather lick her sweaty anus than her fingers.
Anonymous 7fc3e18e4151a74d30f8a0db25124827 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-16 06:32:35 UTC) ago, 1 day later (#70,688):
Her ass.
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