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Anonymous 965482379cba769811509e9a27e29612 started this discussion 2 months (2008-10-11 14:42:49 UTC) ago:
I keep my come in a jar so when I jack off at night it makes cleaning up much easier. All I have to do is take the jar out of my room the next day and clean the jar when mom and dad are not home.
After a day my cum turns clear. Its no longer white and its fully transparent.
So I forgot to clean the jar for half a week…and its gone fucken yellow in color. That's gross, and its starting to smell like pee. I just want to know why this is occurring?
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Anonymous a1599d8940843b69f4e6f4a8219d99bb replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 14:50:22 UTC) ago, 8 minutes later (#68,517):
A jar?! Seems really stupid. Why not use toilet paper? That's what I always have done.
Anonymous 965482379cba769811509e9a27e29612 (OP) replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 14:53:11 UTC) ago, 3 minutes later (#68,519):
@68,517Yeah I used to do that. But I noticed that it wastes a lot of tissue
With the jar, I just shoot into there. Wipe my cock and go to sleep. 1 tissue used
Anonymous fd54aedf08d71d210b6793eef31d47d5 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 16:48:50 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#68,551):
I figured out that I have came something like 23 gallons in my lifetime.
I've been jerking off at least twice a day for 28 years;a conservative guess. A teaspoon a load adds up.
Anonymous 51d64e80433a2cd6e6ec997ee0eb2da4 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 17:44:24 UTC) ago, 56 minutes later (#68,573):
wow…
Anonymous 17d2e40229ca9b3bec845ec370839e75 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 17:51:18 UTC) ago, 7 minutes later (#68,577):
twice everyday? really?!
is it weird that i only do it around once every 3-4 days :S?
Anonymous 51d64e80433a2cd6e6ec997ee0eb2da4 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 17:54:22 UTC) ago, 3 minutes later (#68,578):
Yeah I could prob do it every day but even if I only leave a day gap the second time feels shit compared to the first.
I usually only do it once or twice a week.
Anonymous 6564af62e1ce3ec9a7eec6d7414379e1 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 19:19:53 UTC) ago, 1 hour later (#68,604):
I usually masturbate anytime I get a chance too, even during school.
Anonymous 7927c34b68b9c87a10835bccf4463019 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 19:24:01 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#68,605):
@68,604Somebody I knew once left class regularly to go jack off in the bathroom. It was really funny actually.
Anonymous 8c42a4e74f840695a1857dd958a6f8da replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 19:34:18 UTC) ago, 10 minutes later (#68,606):
I'm so glad I don't have to deal with semen.
Anonymous 018de1e3f3f90400302283adfad5cbf6 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 19:47:11 UTC) ago, 13 minutes later (#68,607):
@68,606Testicular / prostate cancer, I suppose. Sorry about that.
Anonymous 91be8836a2c113d9c9d54f288f418e38 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 19:51:29 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#68,610):
That would be nice to hear the boy in the next stall jacking off. I'd offer my assistance.
Anonymous 14e55818348d8c9da89bf98641a63e68 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-11 21:13:43 UTC) ago, 1 hour later (#68,631):
@68,610If he was 14 or 15 and cute I probably would too.
Anonymous 474fd86af6f90714ba45338968987d12 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-12 00:14:21 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#68,681):
Back to the question: I'd imagine it's bacteria growing in your sugary, pro-bacteria environment of a jar of come. Also, coming in a jar is fucking nasty. Use the god damn toilet paper or something.
Anonymous 965482379cba769811509e9a27e29612 (OP) replied with this 2 months (2008-10-12 02:22:41 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#68,717):
Whats so bad about cumming in a jar?
I end up cleaning it the next day (in 7 or 8 hours time)
Its better than grabbing 20 tissues…which then is a bitch to dispose of cause I have to individually unpeal each tissue before I flush it down the loo, or else it just won't flush.
Anonymous 8c0154a34b1fd863198fd753508df0e0 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-13 02:01:38 UTC) ago, 24 hours later (#69,125):
@68,717You have traces of your own cum all over the jar… Just use tp or paper towel dude… It's more cleaner… Seriously.
Anonymous 6d07af75dc0ca1239c0f3575bbb97812 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-13 13:49:46 UTC) ago, 12 hours later (#69,261):
I used to use an old tshirt, it ended up turning yellow after about 50 uses. ( 25 days)
smelt like shit too.
Anonymous f0bac8d17e760e369230c143c112a153 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-13 22:19:24 UTC) ago, 8 hours later (#69,402):
1. Watch CP
2. Fap
3. Cum in toilet
4. ???
5. Profit!
Anonymous b9768d4ee1b9730f43a438e08e5d0b12 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 03:32:42 UTC) ago, 5 hours later (#69,550):
i just cum over the side of my bed onto the floor…. some gets caught on the bit of my bedsheet that hangs over the edge but it dries off by morning…
Anonymous 247ef2fee043d00a3745cdc14abf8c55 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 07:58:42 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#69,665):
Your parents know you masturbate. Why worry about getting "found out"? Sure it would be embarrasing if you were interrupted, so just lock your door in your room. When you're done, clean up and stop caring about if anyone sees you washing some socks in the laundry or disposing of toilet paper. Your parents probably still masturbate. It's natural. If someone makes fun of you for it, just make fun of them back. Big whoop.
Anonymous 965482379cba769811509e9a27e29612 (OP) replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 08:10:30 UTC) ago, 12 minutes later (#69,679):
@69,665Very prude parents. If they found out I masturbate they would lock me up at church or something to that extent.
Anonymous 247ef2fee043d00a3745cdc14abf8c55 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 09:00:09 UTC) ago, 50 minutes later (#69,707):
@69,679Co-ed lock-ins? Could be fun… Time to be "that guy" who broke even the most wholesome girls…
Anonymous fcb594e236d539c65a5a3d1e193bd8ed replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 22:24:34 UTC) ago, 13 hours later (#70,050):
Anonymous e323e6bbc31ea50c4fadfb3579cd46af replied with this 2 months (2008-10-15 11:24:05 UTC) ago, 13 hours later (#70,379):
Because cum is made for 90$ of of proteins, and all proteins are subjected to oxydation, degratation.
Anonymous 965482379cba769811509e9a27e29612 (OP) replied with this 2 months (2008-10-17 05:20:13 UTC) ago, 2 days later (#71,078):
@69,707More like making me read the bible at gunpoint
telling me what i did was a sin and that god will forgive me if i ask for it and never do it again
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