Topic: fucked a turkey - AnonTalk BBS

Anonymous 249640d2e23f2e147bfcf7abc56f4394 started this discussion 2 months (2008-10-14 09:00:24 UTC) ago:

I could not help myself, i just started fucking the turkey i cooked. I came in it and i had to throw it out. Why do you think i did this?

Anonymous 5b8851277799e93b3c69054ce5a2fdbb replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 09:18:05 UTC) ago, 18 minutes later (#69,712):

who fucking cares

Anonymous 8eddead7461c7df6d964d045b040197c replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 09:26:02 UTC) ago, 8 minutes later (#69,714):

I care, Anon.

…I care.

Anonymous c942f7e0fc15c1a2fdf143f4fae934bb replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 12:43:06 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#69,793):

Was it any good?

Anonymous fd32765299281c6c0276a7fdc17bf639 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 13:20:28 UTC) ago, 37 minutes later (#69,827):

HAHAHAHA
yuk

Anonymous 1e99fe48b80b194155a54ef00b31d44a replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 13:36:12 UTC) ago, 16 minutes later (#69,835):

You did that because fuck a turkey is good for the health !

Anonymous 615ae9ff868b9429c19b76201f6292fd replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 15:42:09 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#69,905):

Wow. You just ruined my day.

Anonymous 0e51d6d2384314c028845bdfe5608df8 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 18:12:11 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#69,941):

Yeah, whatever.

Anonymous ef429c26aaf476f236f7da227ec12ec9 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 19:36:15 UTC) ago, 1 hour later (#69,964):

i would think that fucking a turkey would be dangerous, what with all the sharp little bones in there. and did you actually have to cook it before you fucked it?

Anonymous 687b5f02efb57dbe881187c8fc6e92ed replied with this 2 months (2008-10-14 23:14:42 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#70,075):

Strangely enough, this thought occurred to me a few days ago when I was daydreaming. But unlike you, I didn't actually fuck a turkey. Dude, that's something you're going to have to live with your whole life. You're never going to forget it, and I wouldn't be surprised if every time you fuck a person you compulsively imagine them to be a turkey.

You have just fucked up your entire sexual life, and quite possibly your life in general. Good going.

Anonymous 200770d84f974916f3df97cfb49efc38 replied with this 2 months (2008-10-15 02:11:24 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#70,166):

@70,075

eh, he'll do it again

Anonymous 4f3b8e5f2a45d4ec879128d5cce3371b replied with this 2 months (2008-10-15 02:13:33 UTC) ago, 2 minutes later (#70,168):

@70,075

Rofl. "You're going to have to live with that the rest of your life!"

Anonymous 18a48a31cb7ca3aca118f5a7d8899cda replied with this 2 months (2008-10-15 02:16:15 UTC) ago, 3 minutes later (#70,171):

I'm trying hard to decide between the "Did you have the turkey's consent?" joke or "We should start a website about this".

Anonymous 40a10ac3cfed9136a45babe10e69a65a replied with this 2 months (2008-10-16 03:53:44 UTC) ago, 1 day later (#70,646):