Out of nowhere I began having control of my dreams. I remember a while back trying hard to do this, but to no avail. Recently I started having dreams where I was under control and aware of my thoughts. Last night I dreamed that I was back in the 7th grade, stalking my teacher while all the other kids were at lunch, I skipped and decided to follow her around town until I ended up at her house.

In the dream I noticed how I began to 'stack' my thoughts. Thinking about her leaving her house heading back to school and she left. Then wandering over to the computer and thinking there were pictures of her on there and there was, I thought maybe they were nude pictures of her and indeed, there was naked pictures of my teacher on her pc.

This is where the dream got more awesome, I thought about going into her room and rummaging through her dirty laundry and finding her soiled panties… I found them. They too were soiled and had a pungent, hypnotic stench, just how I imagined it would be. I woke up with a huge boner.

This technique could useful to anyone who has had trouble in the past with lucid dreaming. Focusing on a single thought makes you lose concentration, what could happen is you'll end up slipping into consciousness or sliding into another dream. If for instance I would have tried and really concentrated about violently raping my 7th grade teacher with a huge nigger cock, I might have ended being raped by huge niggers or something to that effect, or i would have woken up.

I believe 'stacking' your thoughts yields better results, try and think of quick, short ideas. As long as you don't focus to much on a single train of thought. Keep your thoughts short and simple, I guess you could say its kind of like writing a book or a sentence in your dream, but instead of using a pen and paper you are using your thoughts (no shit?).

Also, a few benzos before bed won't be a bad idea. I think i'm going to lie down for a minute..

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I forgot to mention that you can never really 'choose' your dream. Some might be able to, but I'm not. Whatever dream you get, or as soon as you are aware of your thoughts, go with it. Don't try and derail your dream and change the channel.

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I was able to intelligently design a Lego model in my dream last night. Unfortunately, when I woke up and went to work on it, I realized that I had used nonexistent pieces in my dream.

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I've been trying for those lucid dreams. I heard the first step is to try and remember every dream you have. Is this the way you did it?

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@70,134

The thing I noticed after having a successful lucid dream, was I often found myself replaying the dream in my head. Asking questions like, "why didn't I do this?" Etc.

The best advice I could give you is to just go along with the dream you have, when you become aware of your thoughts don't try and change the whole scenario. Use little widgets of thoughts and suggestions to mold your dream to your liking. Sometimes it'll work other times no, sometimes I finger my butthole and smell my finger just after a shower.

Some people get up when they awake all of the sudden really early in the morning, like 'I'm 6 years old' early. You know, when you wake up all of the sudden thinking its 10 when in fact its 4:30 in the morning. Try watching tv for a few minutes 10-30 minutes until you get tired and go back to sleep, some will experience a lucid dream far more easier this way. It's a different kind of lucid dream, its more short and spontaneous, you could end up boning your cousin and shit.

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Ermmmm… OK… Epic high 5 for mastering lucid dreams, but you fail for liking scat and shitty panty-hose…

The true technique is to oversleep.
When you wake after a good restful night, lie down and "relax" and rest your eyes. At this point you will enter that semi-conscious state as you can not fully fall back to sleep, and for those who are unaware, the conscious mind is mostly inactive during sleep, and the sub conscious takes over, which is where the random sporadic scenarios come from. Lucid dreams come from a glimmer of the conscious being active, with the sub conscious still in greater affect to fill the conscious gaps. You can use this semi consciousness to control your sub conscious dreams and get it on with most the girls you know at the same time, or better still, become Iron man for a little while and just float above the imaginary city you have built. (Which incidently is also epic).

A simple equation can explain the above:

Iron man < sex

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When I drift off to sleep during a lecture is when I come closest to lucid dreaming. But then again, isn't there a term for this "falling off" effect when you fall asleep in an uncomfortable position or place?

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