I'm curious as I've never done it. If the add says "$200/hour" can I expect that $200 gets me laid? Or is that like the entry fee or something? Anyone have any experiences? The total price isn't as much a concern as just the potential annoyance of getting nickle and dimed when I'm trying to get off.

Thanks much :)

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Sorry for (sort of) hi-jacking your thread, but do they really have printed ads for this?! I thought it was illegal in most countries?

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Your not paying for the sex, it's just complimentary.

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I don't know where you are, but there are tonnes of escort related discussion boards. The one that I use is www.cerb.ca, and lurking there a bit will offer the tips that you want. There is an area specific for providers, and another for the consumers. The Ottawa area board is generally the busiest.

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Thanks mate, I'll check it out.

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Yo OP, (or anyone else who is interested) I know what I'm talking about because last year lost my virginity to a hooker, and have had it done it a dozen times since with the same girl, and about a dozen times with a few others. I live in Britain, but from what I've read whilst researching for "the big day" on google it's pretty much the same in Britain and America. Bear in mind it is quite sleazy and sordid and cold (i.e. the girl may be a little skittish the first time you meet because she's worried you may be a psycho)

As you seem to realise you find a hooker by looking in the "Adult Services" section of your local newspaper, in order to avoid incriminating themselves the advert doesn't overtly offer sex, just an "intimate massage" or a sexy girl who will show you a vague "good time". However obviously they are offering sex, no-one pays $200 for a massage (except millionaires).

Hiring this type of whore is smart, since if they are arranging to vist you they are at least clean and presentable, if you picked up a streetwalker she might have fucked another guy 20 minutes beforehand and stink of cum, sweat, and crack-cocaine. For $200 the girl is probably attractive, maybe very attractive. Visiting a brothel is quite dangerous depending if it's illegal, and if it is legal (like in Nevada) it will be expensive due to the cut the girl has to give the house.

I guess it's possible that the girl is a scammer (that's the risk you run with any illegal activity) but it seems unlikely, if she has an advert in the papers week in week out she is presumably building up a nice group of regular clients.

When the girl arrives make it clear you want sex, but also offer to give her the money once you've agreed on what you're getting, so she knows YOU'RE not trying to rip HER off (or worse attack or rape her or something). Just come right out and say "tell me what your going to do for me for this money". Don't be embarressed about asking her for sex, or treating her with a little suspicion, she's a whore whom your about to fuck for money, she won't be offended. Make sure that you look nice, shaven, smell good, act polite and non-threateningly, and that your place is clean and tidy; this make her more apt to trust you than, say, a guy who has a neckbeard and lives in filth. Once you're used to this negotiation (like I am) you can haggle about *exactly* what the girl does for you, the whore I'm seeing at the moment really earns her money.

The girl may make a phone call, this is her "back-up" so that a friend knows where she is and therefore it is less likely the you will mess with her (i.e. if you turned out to be a serial killer the friend would tell the cops she was last seen heading to your place).
You can offer her coffee, but she may be worried you've drugged it, and will just pretend to sip it. Likewise she may be driven over by a pimp type who is there to protect her, though hopefully you won't have to meet him, he'll just stand guard in the car. Again, it is possible the guy will bust in and rob you, but it is unlikely.

The girl probably has everything she needs (i.e. lube, condoms) in her purse, but it doesn't hurt to make a few preparations, like having a box of tissues to hand. She will probably need to use your bathroom for "preparations" i.e. squirting some lube up herself, or maybe taking a hit of coke, and she may want to shower before and/or after the fuck, so make sure there is soap out etc

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Also, brits check out

htpp://www.ukbelles.co.uk

The girls on there are a little more expensive, but higher class.

For anyone who's curious about what it was like losing my virginity to a whore I found in an Oxford newspaper advert; I met with her at my brothers house, Iwas staying with him for the summer and he was away for the weekend.

The girl was a curvaceous pretty latino, with dyed blonde hair and big natural breast, I was surpriesd and delighted at how attractive she was. I paid 100 pounds (roughly $200?), and she was very much worth it. Throughout her manner was very take charge, I told her what I wanted and she guided me so it was safe and comfortable for her, she took great care to make sure we used the condoms correctly for example.

She asked me if we should start off with a massage, I told her I wanted to play with her. How it began is a bit of a blur, I remember her top and skirt were off and we were kissing each others necks and fondling each other. I nervously told her to lay down and licked and kissed her breasts. At some point I took off my clothes and hung them over the sofa (we were in the lounge)and trying to sound confident I asked her for a blowjob, she told me to lie down, and expertly applied the condom. I remeber watching her haed moving up and down on my cock and thinking this is it, this is what you've been dreaming about for so long. I cummed hard and she removed the condom and cleaned me with a tissue. She seemd to think our "date" was over, but it had only been about 15 minutes and i'd paid for an hour. I told her we were going to go again as soon as I had rested.

The rest of the time is a blur I have difficulty remembering in what order stuff happened. Because I was only 18 I knew I could could fuck her more than once, but it wasn't easy getting and staying hard after cumming once already! I remember I lay there and she massaged my chest and chatted with me (stuff like what do you do for a living, what hobbies did I have etc LOL). I got hard again and she blew me again whilst I probed her pussy with my fingers. I shove my finger in to hard and she sternly told me off, and I apologised.At some point I confidently told her to ride me but had difficulty staying hard even whilst I was inside her. I tried to turn myself on by squeezing her ass and rubbing her thighs but in the end she told me I wasn't hard enough and climbed off!

She changed the condoms again and got me hard by variuously fingering herself, massaging and blowing me, she change the condom again since supposedly they get ruined if you wear one too long! She said something like (shall we try some doggy?" and got down on all fours arching her ass up in the air. I knelt down behind her and held my hand over her pussy, I could feel th eheat radiating from it (LOL). I pretty much stuck it straight in (for some reason i had no trouble finding the opening), and fucked her hard whilst she groaned threatical stuff like "oh that's it baby fuck me", I rmember thinking it was fake at the time, but hot. because I'd already cum once I was able to enjoy fucking her for a whils and cummed very hard. Definitely worth 100 pounds (1/4 of a weeks wages)

After we cleaned up I thanked her and she smugly said "you can't beat it can you?" (orgasming) . I told her I was a virgin and she told me she hadn't guessed "some people are naturally confident, some are so nervous they can't do anything". On her way out she tried to give me a goodbye kiss on the lips, since she was a cocksucker I gave her one on the cheek instead, and she looked mildly offended.
The girl I see now (2-4 times a month) is better because I've negotiated exactly what I want for an extra £50. We play around and then she blows me without a condom and I cum in her mouth which she then swallows. We play until I get hard again then fuck her pussy with a condom. She keeps her pussy tight with kegels (toning exercises where a girl clenches her pussy muscles to make them stronger), and when i'm inside her she squeezes my cock -it feels amazing!

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You don't pay for the sex. You pay her to leave afterwards.

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Call them, ask what you get for your money, negotiate if you have to.
I've seen a few tourist magazines in hotelsthat have escort services permanently advertised in them.
That's what I'd go for if I was going to try one.

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I don't know what country you are in, but in most cities in America yes it includes sex and you need to tip. I know in some cities you can find them in the back of the phone book and in others craigslist is a better place to look.

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