Topic: Suicide

Anonymous 4832e649a19e29.07228321 started this discussion 1 month (2008-05-22 16:51:23 UTC) ago:

I planning to kill myself in the very near future. I'm not sure what metod to use though. Guns and far too messy (SOMEONE'S got to clean that up). Right now I'm leaning toward a suspension hanging. Any suggestions? Comments? Thanks for your help!

Anonymous 48126e66dbc7e0.57107933 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 16:52:11 UTC) ago, 48 seconds later (#19,114):

gbt alt.suicide.holiday

Anonymous 47ae211000a6a8.34833955 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 16:56:34 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#19,115):

Don't become the ultimate loser. No matter how much life sucks, it is better than ceasing to exist. Of course, we probably reboot into a new life somewhere, somehow, but there is no guarantee! Therefore, I'm scared as fuck to die. So should you…

Plus it can go very wrong and hurts like hell.

Anonymous 48126e66dbc7e0.57107933 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 17:20:04 UTC) ago, 24 minutes later (#19,122):

Haha, we're such pussies, scared of killing ourselves and all :P

But honestly I think this is a boring troll post, it reeks of "bee"

Anonymous 48289e85554b01.16962257 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 17:22:32 UTC) ago, 2 minutes later (#19,123):

Anonymous 4832e649a19e29.07228321 (OP) replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 17:42:36 UTC) ago, 20 minutes later (#19,134):

No I'm not a troll. Go fuck yourself bitch.

Anonymous 4835b15d722ac2.08909971 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 17:54:08 UTC) ago, 12 minutes later (#19,139):

advice i gave to another person

hey, if you really think you should end it, dont hang yourself, drown, or an hero. all those ways are to normal and traditional. the way i would go out is the following
*this isn't recommended for those that haven't done drugs before*
1.take like 200 dollars and go and buy as many sheets of acid as you can
2. get yourself comfortable, pref in your room/house
3. leave notes/list to family/friends
4.Lick all sheets of ACID
5.Place licked tabs on chest directly over heart.
this will cause you to slowly, and painlessly slip into a hallucination filled world.m The more time goes by the harder your heart will be, but your mind to fucked to know it and therefor will result in cardiac arrest. sorry for the bad spelling. One of by good friends did this. And i dont think anyone else should tell you "yea, you should kill yourself/vice versa" this is your choice. but once its done, it cant be undone, so choose carefully. i hope the best for you even if that means death to you.

Anonymous 4832e649a19e29.07228321 (OP) replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 18:07:14 UTC) ago, 13 minutes later (#19,141):

Acording to the infamous ASH list it's impossible to kill yourself using LSD (don't know how true this is). Suspension hanging (not neck breaking) is quick, clean, and relatively painless. Just a side not: not all suicidal persons are an hero.

Anonymous 4835ca6e45a801.35888765 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 19:56:13 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#19,162):

hmm suicide seems rather…selfish dont you think. stop being a asshole and think of your unlucky family and friends why would you put them through the grief and also spending the money to bury your dumb ass. its not like they didnt spend enough money feeding&clothing you, and all the shit you probably bought at hottopic or what ever. if your guna do it dont do it in a manner thats gunna horrify your parents and leave them desensitized the rest of their life . OD on perks. or..or or you can not do it at all because every single one of us has trodden through our shit and if you think taking your life will set you free, you have some shit to learn and its humility. learn to live at the bottom for a little bit. everyone goes through the same shit, your just a craving E-ttention but i'd rather not take this as a troll because the world is a fuckin' mess today and we HAVE to take EVERYTHING seriously because of douche-fags like you. get off your cross and use the wood to build a bridge and get over it dude.

Anonymous 4810c9374b09e9.70849985 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 20:13:30 UTC) ago, 17 minutes later (#19,171):

@19,162

Shut the fuck up and sit down, you fucking dumb nigger retard. It's not your fucking job to counsel this man via the internet, it's his choice and to be quite honest you shouldn't get involved above the level he's requested.

Anonymous 4834693ddedb73.92218699 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 20:17:15 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#19,174):

Out of, what, like, 8 million fucking sperm it was YOU that was lucky enough to survive. If I were you, I'd try some good old MDMA before thinking about getting rid of your vessel. Honestly, at least use up all of your bodies serotonin and dophamine before letting it all go to waste. Meth and X is the way to go.

Anonymous 482ab654782375.57925574 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 22:09:20 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#19,209):

Acid cannot kill you. For some people, MDMA doesn't cause any short-term detrimental side-effects.

There are many ways to easily kill yourself. A heroin overdose is a great example of a painless death; however, you will need to have some connections, and pure heroin is hard to come by if you're strapped for cash. With other forms of barbiturates, you'd have to get them as prescription from a doctor. These are usually prescribed if someone is having internal pains.

You can also find rodenticides at your local department store. These contain anything from anti-coagulants to arsenic. For the former, simply ingest and cut deep enough to let the blood flow freely. Take with alcohol and submerge yourself in a bathtub. Arsenic does the work by itself, and you can be fairly sure that within 15 minutes of digesting it, you will be convulsing from the pains of internal hemorrhaging and multi-organ failure.

Potassium Cyanide is also a popular way to kill yourself. Refer to the alt.suicide.holiday page for more details.

Anonymous 482b7304567311.12112763 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 22:42:37 UTC) ago, 33 minutes later (#19,224):

If I wanted attention I'd go on a killing spree and be in the papers. I've been clean from drugs and alcohol for two years now and would like to stay that way. And I don't shop at Hottopic so go fuck yourself. Yes suicide is selfish- but it's my CHOICE. Everyone is going to die someday, so why should I choose where, when, and how?

Anonymous 482b7304567311.12112763 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-22 22:46:01 UTC) ago, 3 minutes later (#19,228):

All I wanted from this thread was some advice on a good method to end my life. If you want to talk shit about me- start another thread. If you want to be a therapist- go get a degree.

Anonymous 4836313ac42df5.58812349 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-23 02:53:21 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#19,284):

An fucking hero.

Anonymous 483340b9a2c9b9.40726710 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-23 02:57:13 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#19,286):

@19,228

> If you want to be a therapist- go get a degree.

A degree? GTFO MY PLANET!

Anonymous 483647c1137d26.32209647 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-23 04:28:53 UTC) ago, 2 hours later (#19,302):

Anonymous 4832e649a19e29.07228321 (OP) replied with this 1 month (2008-05-23 15:10:00 UTC) ago, 11 hours later (#19,356):

Good job looking up what "an hero" means. Congrats on learning some new Internet slang!!!:) I figured Anontalk would be a good place to discuss such a matter. Obviously this place is loaded with tools who are quick to label everyone "trolls", "emo", or "an hero". I'm not crying about how much my life sucks or why I hate everybody. I've made up my mind and I want to die. All I want is some helpful advice- if you can't provide that please move on.

Anonymous 4836eb5746f876.46202300 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-23 16:26:28 UTC) ago, 1 hour later (#19,393):

1.) drink a liter or more of flammable liquid.
2.) suspend oneself from the roof upside down.
3.) slice into stomach.
4.) light flammable liquid.
5.) burn/disembowelment to death

Anonymous 483901a7182593.96676007 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-25 06:19:33 UTC) ago, 2 days later (#19,794):

Suicide is awesome. More people should do it. Humans are nasty, vile creatures, and we should all stop procreating.

I'd advise hanging yourself. Google 'church of euthanasia' because they have a whole backlog of information on how to shuffle yourself off the mortal coil.

Also; paracetamol overdoses DO NOT work. Neither does slitting your wrists.

Only attention whores slit their wrists, anyway.

If hanging fails, jump in front of a train. 99.9% mortality rate if you pick an express one. And death is near-instanteneous, too. Plus, it provides some extra lulz for the passengers and the driver on board.

Anonymous 48390bd59e0cb1.94379044 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-25 06:49:26 UTC) ago, 30 minutes later (#19,802):

@19,794

Cancer

Anonymous 483901a7182593.96676007 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-25 15:11:04 UTC) ago, 8 hours later (#19,850):

@19,802

Nah, cancer isn't a good way to die.

It's too slow and painful, and the doctors will probably insist that you get it treated.

Anonymous 4837386f78c151.60603787 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-25 15:53:57 UTC) ago, 43 minutes later (#19,854):

@19,850

He rather called you a cancer, sir. gb2/vhemt.org

Anonymous 4835d07468bbb0.57714137 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-25 20:19:05 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#19,895):

What about beating Cho?

Get yourself a gun and a shitload of ammo, go to the nearest mall and get the massacre started!

Can't wait to see you in the news mate!

Note: it IS still your choice, but i would certainly have beaten Cho i some way, have thought of leading Hydrocyanic acid through the sprinklers in the fruit-section of a local mall, and then go on a killing spree afterwards

Anonymous 48132cacd97739.94404947 replied with this 1 month (2008-05-27 18:34:03 UTC) ago, 2 days later (#20,367):

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