I try to look away because it hurts so much to know that I am unlikely to ever get rich enough to afford a hot bitch as my girlfriend (because I sure as hell don't have the looks or personality to get one).

Why can't I just not be horny? I don't wanna be horny all the time. I lust only for things that I am never going to get. This isn't right. Fucking shit world. Fucking shit life. Everyone can go fuck themselves.

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The odds are never 0 unless you make them 0. Be social with them, sure they'll reject you, but what if they don't? Expect the worst and be surprised when inevitably something other than the worst happens.

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…also, the last time someone told me he was ugly on anontalk i openly laughed…. because it was far from the truth (and i actually lusted after him a bit). so i'm very curious about 955's looks, whether it's all in his head or not.

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Set impossibly idealistic standards and be doomed to be forever disappointed in yourself and others.

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Poor ugly guys get hot girls all the time.

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The secret my boy is alcohol.

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Here's a tip that will help you: Women, much like small children just LOVE attention. That's why they dress the way they do. Now, most guys screw this up and confuse 'attention' with 'showering her with gifts and trinkets' (which is something else women want but that's a different post).

You want her to notice you? Ignore her. When she comes to talk to you for whatever reason, be friendly but don't let on that you are about to blow your wad just because she is near you. Women, at least western women, use their sexuality like a weapon. (You can thank the feminists for that!) Women know most guys are little more than a stiff dick looking for a place to cum and will do most anything to find that place.

Don't let on that you want them. It will drive them completely nuts because they are too stupid to understand why you wouldn't want someone as hot as they are. They will flock to you like moths to a light. Not 100% of the time of course, but your odds will greatly improve.

The key is patience and feigning disinterest. All women want to be noticed. Ignore them, and they will try harder.

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I've seen some of the ugliest people get girls, you just need to play a sport, buy some dumbells and lift them 100+ times a day as well as do around 100 crunchs so you get buff, try not to talk very much.
They always say the wisest man in the room is also the quitest.

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the truth is, you find the right person when you're not looking for them. I know that sounds like something my grandmother would say, but it's very true when you think about it.

When you're not looking for someone, you're not walking around with a puffed up chest trying to look buff, you're not falsifying yourself to anyone with a vagina just because you're lonely. When you're not looking, you become who you truly are and there are great odds in your favor that SOMEONE will like that. If nothing else, people respect honesty about yourself and that's at least a start.

And to be honest, when you find that person, he/she is probably not going to be the most physically beautiful person out there. I've been dating the girl of my dreams for 2 years. She's smart, artsy, funny, and we get along like nobody i've ever met. I also met her when I was totally sick of looking for girls when none of them liked me like that. No, she's not the hottest girl I know, but after 2 years of bonding, trust, friendship and memories, I LOVE her. We are very attracted to each other after so much time spent together. I am attracted to her because of the experience of LIFE that we've shared. Not because of our bodies. Our bodies will be distorted and disgusting by the time we're 75 years old. Do you really want to end up with a person that has an ugly mind and a presently beautiful body that is going to change? Odds are, that person has not spent much time devoted to learning or anything like that because she has never needed to. It's sad how far your looks can get you these days.

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Note to the OP: One of the best ways to get attention from a girl is to already be in a relationship with one. It doesn't make sense on its face, since it stands to reason that a guy that's involved is out of the running, but think about it biologically: a guy that's in a relationship apparently has something worthwhile and notable about him, otherwise he'd be single, right?

My tip is to stop worrying about super-mega-hot girls and try and find a girl that's into you. Not only will you show other girls that you're relationship material, but you'll also set yourself up for regular sexing, and that leads to having confidence. Chicks love confidence. Besides, for all you know you'll find a girl that maybe doesn't have a super-hot body, but has attributes you like and a good personality and, in the end, you'll end up caring more for her than some vapid bitch anyway.

In my case, after I got into a relationship girls that wouldn't give me the time of day started getting chummy with me. Too bad for them that I love my girlfriend, especially since she has enormous boobs. o_O

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> try not to talk very much. They always say the wisest man in the room is also the quitest.

I tried this, it didn't work. I ended up getting called boring and losing the interest of most of the girls whom I was trying to build up interest in. The only thing that saved me was turning on a sense of humor.

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Yeah, don't be silent. Girls hate talking to a wall, plus it makes you come across as a cold, emotionless jerk.

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@20,245

Silence is good if you can express yourself with the right combination of smiles and hand gestures to offset charges of emotionlessness. Just be ready tp have something to say when the awkward silence starts, preferable a single sentence that will prompt a paragraph from her (but don't ask a question, just make a statement that demands a response). If you can't think of something to say, there is always Uma Thurman's line from Pulp Fiction.

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1. work on your hygeine.

get a haircut, from a pro. none of that 'i-did-it-at-home' flowbee bullshit.

wash your hands and face. trim your nails. brush your teeth more often. go get a nice shirt that fits you.

2. personality

talk to some chicks. not the scary too-hot ones, just chicks. and talk to them about stuff you like. if they look at you funny or don't like the same things, go talk to ither chicks. keep doing this.

3. you don't need money. you need to have something going for you though. even ugly chicks want to be around some guy that's not a total loser

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last but Not lea t, if you're ugly, boring, poor, and unwilling to change, time to LOWER YOUR STANDARDS. then you will not be as desperate.

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