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Anonymous c5862eab59836d4e2b95471a2f2442e6 started this discussion 5 months (2008-06-30 00:13:56 UTC) ago:
Been going blue-balled for my entire life. It's time that I do something about it because I'm 19 and going crazy. Xp
Thing is i'm not confident enough to go after the hot girls because I'd be a total amateur. Cheap hookers are hazardous to one's health and escort services would seriously hurt my budget (~$100 an hour is about the going rate here).
Where is a good place - off the Internet or on - to find and hook up with females that wouldn't mind if I wasn't a Kama Sutra master in bed and/or would help teach me the ropes?
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Anonymous 60430f520e98298e47a45b7f8f84e6e7 replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 00:17:44 UTC) ago, 4 minutes later (#29,583):
Just go to a fucking bar and talk to people, dude.
Anonymous c5862eab59836d4e2b95471a2f2442e6 (OP) replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 00:18:49 UTC) ago, 1 minute later (#29,585):
PS - I'm 19. Shoulda added that. So forget the bar scene for now; and don't you even suggest I fake being legal.
Anonymous 60430f520e98298e47a45b7f8f84e6e7 replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 00:20:14 UTC) ago, 1 minute later (#29,587):
You did add that, but you can still go to a club or something, can't you? They just give you a different wristband so you can't drink.
I assume you're in college or working. Find out where the people in your classes/job go to hang out and go there. Easy.
If you're not working or going to school, maybe it's time to start.
Anonymous 8f45e118cd9c679488e078aa7dabc2bf replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 03:45:36 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#29,632):
start by sticking your dick in a pussy.
Anonymous 50a8eddba122e1c999cd5c3a6fdd83d6 replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 13:20:04 UTC) ago, 10 hours later (#29,677):
@29,585Um.
19 is one year over the drinking limit…
Anonymous 1780b12b7b9f95064a7f8170f7c6b482 replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 13:34:08 UTC) ago, 14 minutes later (#29,683):
@29,677Maybe if they live in Mexico.
Not so in the US.
Anonymous 1780b12b7b9f95064a7f8170f7c6b482 replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 13:36:52 UTC) ago, 3 minutes later (#29,684):
Oh, and with respect to the OP: If you're a virgin and worry that you're not going to be a real master in bed, stop worrying about getting the real hotties and instead go for a girl that's just moderately attractive and is okay to be around. There's a bunch of chicks near me on Anonidate, for example, that aren't smoking hot but they're nice enough and into the kinds of weird things that I am.
I've gotten a couple guilt-free boning sessions off of it, so maybe give it a try?
Anonymous 1a946a792bed4c13a6b42fbab8645531 replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 16:17:38 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#29,700):
OP, if you're in the U.S. you should go to craigslist and click on the Erotic Services link. More hookers than you can shake your dick at, but here's the cool part: Since the economy has tanked, there are A LOT of (non-professional) desperate women who are now offering up the goods part-time just to pay the bills. Lurk there for a week or two until you see who's who, then just pick one and give her a call. Last week I got a killer bj for $60! You can find all sorts of great deals if you look hard enough, and there are plenty of 30ish women who would love to teach a 19 year old. Good luck!
Anonymous 83a7bd0a76f2f3751e044da393fe04f4 replied with this 5 months (2008-06-30 19:29:54 UTC) ago, 3 hours later (#29,738):
@29,677The age is 21 if one assumes OP is American.
Anonymous fe58a0e221b93b3db7e5face5c7eaac4 replied with this 5 months (2008-07-04 03:06:44 UTC) ago, 3 days later (#30,347):
Two alternatives OP. Do you want a meaningful relationship with a significant other? Relax and wait for it to happen. Don’t hurry.
Just sex? Hookers.
Anonymous 8bf14d7f6d0dab6f4ab92c5597795a9e replied with this 5 months (2008-07-04 07:10:25 UTC) ago, 4 hours later (#30,388):
@29,700this. I was just going to say 'craigslist' but yeah.
Anonymous 473376250c025f1ec1cba875eb309ad5 replied with this 5 months (2008-07-04 16:01:42 UTC) ago, 9 hours later (#30,413):
You are 19 and living in the US. That's the only time girls will actually be as horny as you are. Just hang out with people your own age at a place that isn't male dominated like a comic book convention. If you're in college, there are plenty of campus activities where you can meet people (performing arts, special symposiums, etc).
Then again, you could be surrounded by the time of girl who is perpetually in a relationship and all clingy with their current boyfriend, or worse there could be no girls at all in your area. If that's the case, just try a little traveling. Nothing fancy, just to a city in a neighboring state. Find some event going on there and go (hopefully with a couple of friends) and hit on a random girl every hour, whether or not the seem out of your league. If you know how to flirt you should get at least 2 phone numbers a day (might get slapped as many times though).
Anonymous 847104386d088a4a6c01c6e7d43d6ff6 replied with this 5 months (2008-07-05 05:56:03 UTC) ago, 14 hours later (#30,534):
Meet girls.
Date girls.
If they want to, and you want to, have sex.
This can be followed by many things, including marriage children and aging to death… or just going back to step one.
Anonymous 3554ae7decde4a9b4b9bde2fda9658ac replied with this 5 months (2008-07-06 17:27:25 UTC) ago, 1 day later (#30,698):
If you are looking for one night stands just go to criegslist,there are a lot of horny chicks lookin for a good fuck.
Anonymous 66340e380613e3059a23004fcfe12c92 replied with this 4 months (2008-07-22 19:52:05 UTC) ago, 2 weeks later (#37,304):
Try Anonidate. *chan girls are awesome.
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